Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Sleep With A Vampire

Hunting Season Teaser Tuesday

Releases NEXT week!
 
 
Practice safe sex.
Sleep with a vampire.
 

FANE SMILED when he saw my expression. “Don’t forget, I know all about you and your stash of Trojans.”

            I’d nearly forgotten about my pit stop at the Jewel Lake Quickie Mart on my way to Scott Steven’s house. Fane had the unfortunate timing of buying smokes at the same time I was buying protection.

            “Your face turned so red when you saw me in line behind you,” Fane said. “Sorta like it’s doing right now.”
            He reached his hand forward to touch my cheek. I uncrossed my arms and batted it away.
            “That’s because I’d just come in from the cold,” I said.
            Fane shook his head. “You were embarrassed.”
            “You were an ass.”
            “Don’t forget, I offered to drive you home. Should have taken me up on it.”
            I sucked in a breath.
            Fane moved his chin back and forth lightly as though saying, you know I’m right.
            In the end, it would have been better to return home. I could have avoided the worst sex ever. I didn’t have anything to compare it to, but I was convinced it couldn’t get worse than Scott Stevens. Doing him ranked somewhere up there with stabbing a vampire to death.
            Schools ought to hire me to preach abstinence.
“Hey guys, don’t do it. It sucks—unless you meet a nice vampire because he probably knows what he’s doing and I bet he does it really well. Plus you won’t get pregnant or any STD’s. Remember, don’t take him to bed, unless he’s undead.”


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